Okay. I’m going to do it.
I’m just going to write my first post. It doesn’t really matter what it says, as long as I get it out there. I used to blog all the time. It was easy. I just wrote whatever your mind was thinking about at the time. Who cares if no one reads it. This is more for me than anyone else.
You can start with all your intellectual musings after you get this first one done. It’s simple.
This is all I have to say.
Wow. That was all I had to say. Man. Maybe I really shouldn’t be blogging. I mean. I’m only adding to the detritus that already litters the internet.
Holy crap I’m poisoning the internet. I’m the cyber equivalent of a litterer. I’m that bastard who drops the juice carton right in front of the bin instead of disposing of it sensibly. I’m the reason the internet can’t have nice things.
Neurosis isn’t flattering.
Well. This seems like a good enough place to end the post.
Oh my god. I think I did it.
~Sparkymadehisfirstpost…
